Monday, December 23, 2013

Holiday sing-along, part 4

Photo by Daniel Ward
On the first day of Christmas
Serena gave to me
An 18th major victory

On the second day of Christmas
Radwanska gave to me
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the third day of Christmas
The Italians gave to me
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the fourth day of Christmas
Azarenka gave to  me
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the fifth day of Christmas
Maria gave to me
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the sixth day of Christmas
Simona gave to me
Six new titles
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the seventh day of Christmas
Stacey Allaster gave to me
Seven screaming women
Six new titles
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the eighth day of Christmas
Ms. Robson gave to me
Eight cheeky comments
Seven screaming women
Six new titles
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the ninth day of Christmas
Asdareki gave to me
Nine calls of hindrance
Eight cheeky comments
Seven screaming women
Six new titles
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the tenth day of Christmas
Petra gave to me
Ten barking winners
Nine calls of hindrance
Eight cheeky comments
Seven screaming women
Six new titles
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Li Na gave to me
Eleven crack-up moments
Ten barking winners
Nine calls of hindrance
Eight cheeky comments
Seven screaming women
Six new titles
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory

On the twelfth day of Christmas
JJ gave to me
Twelve red Porches
Eleven crack-up moments
Ten barking winners
Nine calls of hindrance
Eight cheeky comments
Seven screaming women
Six new titles
Five gummy things!
Four pairs of shorts
Three Fed Cups
Two sets at love
And an 18th major victory!

2 comments:

Todd.Spiker said...

Hard to go wrong with "Five gummy things" and "Nine calls of hindrance!" ;)

Sort of unhappy now that Christmas is almost here, and because of that the weekly sing-along will go silent as a result. Sigh. :(

Diane said...

Aww...Thanks, Todd. I'm glad you enjoyed them. And I have a feeling that The Citizen will keep us all festive and singing a little while longer :)